Worst Jokes Ever

Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.

He still is a kid.

What do you call a wingless fly?

A walk!

How does Moses make his tea?

He Brews!!!

Oh no!

Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!

What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?

One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

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I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!

Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?

Because his dog had a sore throat!

What is 14 inches long and starts with D?

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

Scree.

What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?

Teddy