Worst Jokes Ever
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Think like a proton and stay positive!
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
I went to the store, and yeah...
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Lawrence in maths ;)