Worst Jokes Ever
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
Religion... That is all.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
It's a RUF life in Africa.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"