Worst Jokes Ever
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.