Worst Jokes Ever
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
These are as weak as the towers.