Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"