Worst Jokes Ever
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
How do you see past that forehead?
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!