Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Comment your favorite sport.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-