Worst Jokes Ever
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Think like a proton and stay positive!
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! š¤£
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). š
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Please help me... Iām being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)