Worst Jokes Ever
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Women’s rights.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.