Worst Jokes Ever
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Oh no!
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!