Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.

U can vent here idc.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

What food does cheetahs eat?

Cheetos!

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

Ur mom is emo.

What is the American virus? Diabetes.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.