Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?