Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?