Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Ur dick.
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
How to stop bullying?
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!