Worst Jokes Ever
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.