Worst Jokes Ever
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.
Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.