Worst Jokes Ever
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.