Worst Jokes Ever
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Ur mom is emo.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.