Worst Jokes Ever
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."