Worst Jokes Ever
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
I went to the store, and yeah...
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
How's it going @#$!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Did you hear about the Mormons?
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Lawrence in maths ;)
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.