Worst Jokes Ever
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
Your face makes onions cry.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
China. There. :)
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.