Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!