Worst Jokes Ever
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
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There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
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The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. π€π
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.