Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
Kid's uncle: "Your mum said you can have your friends round tonight! But I'm gonna have to baby sit today."
Kid: "OK THANK YOU."
(AT BED TIME)
Kid: "Please may you stop touching my leg BEN!"
Ben: "I'm not."
(Turns light on) Kid: "UNCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME!!!"
Sam Mensah!
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.