Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Dick butt.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.