Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.