Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until their parents come home.

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?

When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.