Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
Your face makes onions cry.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
China. There. :)
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!