Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, slowpoke. This joke is playing on the fact that orphans don't have parents. So, they miss out on Mother's Day and Father's Day. Each of these days takes away one day from the year, leaving orphans with only 363 days. You probably think a year has 400 days, you dumb.