Worst Jokes Ever
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Why couldn't the farmer tend to the crops?
Because he's got no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.