What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Donkeys are cool.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
