Worst Jokes Ever
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What's 9 + 10?
21
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.