Worst Jokes Ever
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
Happy new year! 🥳
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.