Worst Jokes Ever
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.