Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Fun Fact

    • 10 Fun Facts.

    1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

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    • Chess

    • Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.

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    • Suicide

    • My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.

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    • Plane

    • What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

    A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

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    • COVID-19

    • Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

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    • Sun

    • Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

    Her: Awww... Yes!!!

    Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

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    • Orphan

    • Why do orphans use water for their cereal?

    Because their dad never came back with the milk.

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    • Library

    • I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

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