What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Worst Jokes Ever
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
