Worst Jokes Ever
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.