Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.