Worst Jokes Ever
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Anybody here from 4chan?
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."