Worst Jokes Ever
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
o o a a.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing?
Except at a funeral.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.