Worst Jokes Ever
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.