Worst Jokes Ever

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because there is no home plate.

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

Who even needs white jokes?

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They can’t find home.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.

Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.