Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

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I'm sorry.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

The patient said, "When will this be over?"

The doctor said, "After you die."

The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"

The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."

The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?

Pony-tails.