Worst Jokes Ever
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
Chat box hangout.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
KK or Liv?
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I'm sorry.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.