Worst Jokes Ever
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Kylin fucks his sister.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!