Worst Jokes Ever
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
Balls deep.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.