Worst Jokes Ever
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
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Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.