Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Am I a guard or a guava?
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Big Dik
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.