Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.