Worst Jokes Ever
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
What do emos do?
Hang.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
idkl
Trump did 1/6.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Allah akbar.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Who even needs white jokes?
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.