Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
I want to die.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower. Thanks, Phil!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.