Worst Jokes Ever
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Messi is really messy.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Why woman?
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
"Welcome to the gulag."
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.