Worst Jokes Ever
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
One of the students reported a school shooting.
That fucking snitch...
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.