Worst Jokes Ever
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.