Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!

Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."

Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.

How come lepers don't play cards?

Well, if they lose a couple of hands...

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic and the other is a priest.

My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.

He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.

A stone’s throw away, in fact.