Worst Jokes Ever
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
Karolien's life.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.