Worst Jokes Ever
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.