Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"
The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.