Worst Jokes Ever

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"

Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

"It's Sunday evening!"

"No. It's Monday eve."

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?

Because they have no parental guidance.

What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One of them is picked.

You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

BAJAHAHAHHAA

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

It gets toad away!

Why can't an orphan hit a home run?

He's got no home to run to.

I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.

Gnome.

Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?

Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.