Worst Jokes Ever
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
Ariana Grande
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.