Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.