Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.