Worst Jokes Ever
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.