Worst Jokes Ever
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.