Worst Jokes Ever

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I hate you.

I hate you who?

You hate me?? Rude!

What do you call an octopus on land?

A spider, duh!

Me: *watching TV*

Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!

Me: Really?

Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A dictator.

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)

What has 4 legs and two gloves?

All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️

When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

I am an orphan...

Tamales.

When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

Why do orphans become criminals?

To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"