Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.