Worst Jokes Ever
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.