Worst Jokes Ever

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.

Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?

He was roasted.

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Stranger: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Stranger: Not your parents.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.

One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is! 🤣

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

Students: Hiding under desk.

Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."