Worst Jokes Ever
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
My joke is:
My life.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
KSI driving ability.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.