Worst Jokes Ever
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.