Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.