Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
You look like a burger.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
She said no, so I raped her.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
I'm gay, lol.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.