Worst Jokes Ever

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"

POV: You're an orphan.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your mom.

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

What do you call an orphan's parents?

Dead meat.

Stranger: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Stranger: Not your parents.

What do you call Yakub with no eyes?

No eyes Yakub.

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?

The tree leaves them hanging.

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.