Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"