Worst Jokes Ever
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.