Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!