Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Cereal.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.