Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
I am your leader.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.