Worst Jokes Ever
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.