Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.