Worst Jokes Ever
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
My dad is nice!
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.
Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.