Worst Jokes Ever
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
It's not incest if you're adopted.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.