Worst Jokes Ever
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.