Worst Jokes Ever
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.