Worst Jokes Ever
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?