Worst Jokes Ever
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
I love big hot sexy men.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.