Worst Jokes Ever
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."