Worst Jokes Ever

What mountain cries the most?

A mountain under water.

Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

Let's have toast in the bath.

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?

You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.

What do you get when you goblin with a shark?

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

I'm stumped.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Why do orphans play GTA 5?

To get wanted!

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.

In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.