Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?