Worst Jokes Ever
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Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".