Worst Jokes Ever
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.