Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.