Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.