Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

Pride

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”

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I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."