Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.