Worst Jokes Ever
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.