Worst Jokes Ever
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"