Worst Jokes Ever
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.