Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Midget
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
If you play games, go play on your sister.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Hi, I'm cool.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.