Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
Don't bully.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.