Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...