Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Bruh, don't be punny.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.