Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.