Worst Jokes Ever

Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.

What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.

I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?

Because I am a bully!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

Me nan.

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

The trom-BONE!

P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣

This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?

A box of crackers.

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?

"Alcohol, you later!"

Uranus is huge.

Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."

Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."

Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.

When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.

A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.

The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.