Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
I love big hot sexy men.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
"Another one bites the dust."
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)