Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
What kind of band never plays music?
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
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Thank you, -Connor
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.