Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Hi, I am Bill.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.